Hey All,

I'm the intern here. I know. Monica. Ha. Anyway, When I am not banging out spreadsheets or making coffee, I enjoy writing gangsta rap songs. Check it out!

I like a good fat-free yogurt in the summer. Ain't got no car that's a bummer. I don't got gas but I'm high class, SEPTA take it easy with that trans pass! As for my dough I gotta save it, or else I be forced to hit the pavement, selling watches like I own 'em ain't nobody know that stole 'em, from the ebay queen, sit back, like to see 'em gleam, in the window of Barney's in NYC, and I all I can say maybe, baby. Someday I'd like to make it big, on red lipstick and a bleach blond wig, fly me out to Vegas at the Palms, sit me next to Sting and Elton John. But for now I got to help pitch the tent, work got to get done to pay the rent. Don't think you won't see me on the Letterman show but for now this Mo has gotta go.

Other stuff that rocks my socks:

*Collecting sheep (not real ones sadly)
*Writing anything about everything
*Making homemade greeting cards and other nifty crap
*Doing Stewie Griffin impersonations
*Bringing sweaty back at the gym
*Eating baby food 'cause it's that good
*Watching full house re-runs
*Reading David Sedaris
*Coloring in Hello Kitty Pictures
*Meryl Streep
*Watching movies with Meryl Streep in them
*Checking out IMDB because they have lots of cool facts about Meryl Streep