Hello, I'm Dylan King and - and I'm an alcoholic. I'm also addicted to amphetamines as well as main line narcotics. Some people say I have a sex addiction, but I think all those years of prostitution was just a means to feed my ravenous hunger for heroin. It's kinda like the chicken or the nugget. The point is, I'm addicted to gambling. Like most interesting people, I have an abiding interest in women, drink, high art, recreational drugs, and the operation of my own genius. Thank you.

Also, I'm one half of Word On Plays Productions. The other half is tiger's blood and winning. (And David Flannery).